Summer TV: Quick takes on 'Last Ship,' 'Legends,' moreJune 12, 2014
Return dates for summer TV shows, in one handy list
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(R) "American Ninja Warrior" (Mondays at 9 on NBC; returned May 26)
"The Awesomes" (Hulu) Monday, Aug. 4
"Bet on Your Baby" (Saturdays at 8 on ABC; returned May 31)
"Big Brother" (CBS at 8) Wednesday, June 25
(R) "The Bridge" (FX at 10) Tuesday, July 9
"Cold Justice" (TNT at 9) Friday, June 20
"Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee"(Crackle) Thursday, June 19
"Covert Affairs" (USA at 9) Tuesday, June 24
"Dallas" (TNT at 9) Monday, Aug. 18
"Derek" (Netflix, returned May 30)
"Drunk History" (Comedy Central at 10) Tuesday, July 1
"Falling Skies" (TNT at 10) Sunday, June 22
"The Fosters" (ABC Family at 9) Monday, June 16
"Franklin & Bash" (TNT at 10) Wednesday, Aug. 13
"Graceland" (Wednesdays at 10 on USA; returned June 11)
"Hell on Wheels" (AMC at 9) Saturday, Aug. 2
"Hemlock Grove" (Netflix), Friday, July 11
"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"(TLC at 9; midseason return) Thursday, June 19
"Hotel Hell" (Fox at 9) Monday, July 21
"The Killing" (Netflix) Friday, Aug. 1
"Last Tango in Halifax"(PBS at 8, check local listings) Sunday, June 29
(R) "Longmire" (Mondays at 10 on A&E; returned June 2)
"Masterpiece Mystery: Endeavour" (PBS at 9) Sunday, June 29
"Masterpiece Mystery: Hercule Poirot" (PBS at 9) Sunday, July 27
"Major Crimes" (Mondays at 9 on TNT; returned June 9)
(R) "Masters of Sex" (Showtime at 10) Sunday, July 13
"Mistresses" (Mondays at 10 on ABC; returned June 2)
"Nathan for You" (Comedy Central at 10:30) Tuesday, July 1
(R) "NY Med" (ABC at 10) Thursday, June 26
(R) "Orange Is the New Black" (Netflix, returned June 6)
"Perception" (TNT at 10) Tuesday, June 17
"Please Like Me" (Pivot at 10) Friday, Aug. 8
"Pretty Little Liars"(Tuesdays at 8 on ABC Family; returned June 10)
(R) "Project Runway" (Lifetime at 9) Thursday, July 24
"Ray Donovan" (Showtime at 9) Sunday, July 13
"Real Housewives of New Jersey" (Bravo at 8) Sunday, July 13
(R) "Rectify" (SundanceTV at 9) Thursday, June 19
"Rizzoli & Isles" (TNT at 9) Tuesday, June 17
"Rookie Blue" (ABC at 9) Thursday, June 19
"Royal Pains" (Tuesdays at 9 on USA; returned June 10)
"Sister Wives" (Sundays at 9; returned June 8)
"So You Think You Can Dance" (Wednesdays at 8 on Fox, premiered May 28)
"Suits" (Wednesdays at 9 on USA, returned June 11)
"Sullivan & Son" (TBS at 10) Tuesday, June 24
"Switched at Birth" (ABC Family at 8) Monday, June 16
"Teen Wolf" (MTV at 10) Monday, June 23
"True Blood" (HBO at 9) Sunday, June 22
"Under the Dome" (CBS at 10) Monday, June 30
"Unforgettable" (CBS at 10) Sunday, June 29
"Who Do You Think You Are?" (TLC at 9) Wednesday, July 23
"Wilfred" (FXX at 10) Wednesday, June 25
"Wipeout" (ABC at 7) Sunday, June 22
"Witches of East End" (Lifetime at 9) Sunday, July 6.
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Saturday, June 21
"Almost Royal" (BBC America at 10)
A cute, "Borat"-esque antidote to last month's moronically cruel Fox reality show "I Wanna Marry Harry." In this mockumentary, aristocrat siblings George and Poppy (Ed Gamble and Amy Hoggart) travel to the United States because their late father, Lord Carlton of Caunty Manor, wanted them to experience life across the pond.
Accompanied by a film crew, George and Poppy land in Los Angeles where they gamely rent a convertible (neither knows how to drive), meet with a Hollywood agent and visit the set of a soap opera. After that, a trip to Boston introduces them to the modern-day tea party and has them participating in a Revolutionary War re-enactment. Later there's an unsuccessful attempt to learn how to play baseball.
Though Gamble and Hoggart never break character, it's difficult for viewers to know if the everyday folks that George and Poppy meet are onto the ruse or if the show is entirely scripted. Either way, there's a lack of conviction to "Almost Royal's" premise that means the funniest parts are only just mildly funny. Though they play around with snobbishness and cross-cultural entitlement, there are missed opportunities (at least in the first two episodes) for George and Poppy to engage economy-obsessed Americans on a deeper and potentially more hilarious discussion of class.
Sunday, June 22
"The Last Ship" (TNT at 9)
"Grey's Anatomy" alum Eric Dane stars in this military thriller as the captain of the USS Nathan James, the only known ship that hasn't been affected by a global virus that has killed just about everybody on the planet. Aboard the ship is a paleomicrobiolgist (Rhona Mitra) who has found a sample of the primordial viral strain that could lead to a vaccine.
Your symptoms of deja vu are perfectly understandable: On the face of it, "The Last Ship" looks a whole lot like ABC's "Last Resort," which quickly sank in the fall of 2012. This show, which is based on a novel and has summer-blockbuster impresario Michael Bay's name attached as an executive producer, has problems similar to "Last Resort's" when it comes to sticking to its claustrophobic premise; everyone's dead, except for the people the Nathan James crew finds at Guantanamo as well as a villainous Russian admiral in control of a nuclear-armed ship — which technically makes our "Last Ship" the second-to-last ship.
Despite some initial problems with pace and a bland idea of suspense, "The Last Ship" is at least a break from all the detective and lawyer shows that characterize cable TV's long summers. Three episodes in, it all seems to be about finding the vaccine. But if everyone on dry land is dead already, who cares? Unless, of course, there are more ships out there besides "The Last Ship." Something tells me there are.
Thursday, July 10
"Welcome to Sweden" (NBC at 9)
Greg Poehler (Amy's adorable little bro) produces and stars in this loosely autobiographical, 10-episode comedy about an accountant-to-the-stars named Bruce who quits his job and moves from New York to Stockholm to live with his Swedish girlfriend, Emma (Josephine Bornebusch). While waiting to move into their apartment, the couple has to live with her parents (Lena Olin and Claes Mansson) and Swedish meatball of a brother (Christopher Wagelin) at the family's idyllic summer cabin.
"Welcome to Sweden" has a gentle, indie-cinema feel to it (think "Away We Go" or "The Way, Way Back"), full of pretty locations and awkward cross-cultural encounters as Bruce tries to find a job and adapt to Swedish living.
Unfortunately the show lacks a necessary zing; even the cameo appearances by Bruce's former clients (Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Will Ferrell, Gene Simmons) fail to generate many laughs. Don't get me wrong — it's refreshing to see NBC bring out a comedy that values subtlety over slapstick, but the situations and dialogue here are just a little too subtle to draw viewers in. It's like listening to a friend go on and on about the year he lived overseas. It's a protracted example of I-guess-you-had-to-be-there humor.
Wednesday, July 16
"Virgin Territory" (MTV at 11)
In the inquisitive manner of MTV's always intriguing "True Life" portraits, "Virgin Territory" crisscrosses the nation to acquaint us with young adults from different backgrounds who've never had sexual intercourse — some by choice, some just desperate to get down already.
We meet a Maryland woman of the "put a ring on it" generation who prizes her virginity as a luxury item reserved for the worthy gentleman who will commit. In Florida, a young man says that family crises preoccupied him in high school, causing him to miss out on encounters with the opposite sex; his guy friends take it upon themselves to help him meet and approach women. And a young bride-to-be, who kept her virginity as part of her Christian faith, frets about her readiness (and willingness) for her wedding night with her husband, who isn't a virgin. Good ol' MTV follows them right into the honeymoon suite to see what happens.
Yet "Virgin Territory" isn't lurid or easily embarrassed. That's (sometimes) the wonderful thing about this social-network generation: They'll talk openly about anything, everything. This includes the devout pastor's son in Michigan who went away to a Christian college and remains a virgin. Uh, except for a few girls he's dated who performed oral sex on him. That doesn't count. (Right?)
Thursday, July 31
"The Honorable Woman" (SundanceTV at 10)
This intricately constructed, eight-episode drama/thriller stars Maggie Gyllenhaal as Nessa Stein, the head of a successful British technology firm started by her Zionist father, who was a weapons contractor for Israel and was assassinated in front of young Nessa and her brother in the 1980s.
To right the wrongs that adult Nessa and her brother (Andrew Buchan) view as their father's legacy, she has steered the company away from weaponry to telecommunications, promoting peace between Israeli and Palestinian leaders. On the morning she's to announce a big contract, one of her Palestinian business associates is found dead in an apparent suicide, but it's only the beginning of a series of dark events that will put Nessa and her family and friends in more danger. Stephen Rea co-stars as a spy whose last case brings him to the center of a secret Nessa hoped no one would discover.
Having watched the first four absorbing episodes, I can report that "The Honorable Woman" is a slow-building but gripping story, regardless of where you stand on Mideast politics; Gyllenhaal delivers a remarkably measured and moving performance. And although the miniseries pulses with that familiar sense of Eurostyle cool seen in most imports, it doesn't become unnervingly cold. Another plus: BBC2 is airing the series at the same time SundanceTV is — meaning, for once, that American viewers won't be six months behind.
Wednesday, Aug. 13
"Legends" (TNT at 9)
Sean Bean (famously beheaded in Season 1 of "Game of Thrones") is back in this espionage/conspiracy thriller from the "Homeland"/"24"/"Fringe" crowd as Martin Odum, a deep-undercover FBI agent who spends months infiltrating and gaining the trust of dangerous criminal groups. When Martin takes on an identity, he inhabits it so fully that he leaves his real self behind; such agents are known around the bureau as "legends," and they have a reputation for going a bit too rogue.
In the first episode, Martin has taken on the identity of a disgruntled anti-government militia member in the Citizens of Virginia, a terrorist group that recently blew up Wichita's federal building. An ill-timed ATF raid nearly blows Martin's cover, but his FBI superiors put him back in to get closer to the group's mysterious leader, known as Founding Father. Meanwhile, Martin's trying to remain close to his young son, despite his worries that his ex-wife is writing him out of the picture.
His identity paranoia turns out to be more than a hunch, as a mysterious stranger introduces the series' key through-line: Martin may not even really be Martin. He may not even know his real identity, which is what makes him so good at taking on imaginary aliases. From there, the show seems a bit predictably structured, but Bean lends a strong and complex presence to the idea. It's worth watching for a few more episodes to see where it all leads.